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December 2011
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Italy : Huh, this street is always the best, you know. Japan : I think this way too is great, also. Then, what is the next request… Hum… Germany : Oh, the person himself is late… no, as I’m not mistaking, he’s planning something to do at the destination. Germany : Besides perhaps, he will come slowly … Italy : So the request is...
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Hetalia Christmas Bloodbath 2011 note
Just to let anyone who is following the event know, Himaruya says that the event will last 3 more days!
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Hong Kong: See, I didn’t change at all. Italy: You changed a lot!! Germany: What had England done to you… Macau: Their core is the same. The core. Japan: I’m not entirely sure what is going on. Italy, concerning the next request, could you come here for a second please. Italy: Oh, Japan, what is it? Japan: You see, the next request is for you… It says: “I want him to...
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Germany: Phew… Somehow we managed to quiet things down to the point where we can hear each other speak. Okay, let’s resume. Italy: Okay, I’ll read the next request! It’s “I want to see Hong Kong when he was small.” Hong: And what are you gonna do after you see it? Macau: I, too, am looking forward to seeing this. Seeing a little Hong Kong after such a long time should prove to be nostalgic and...
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Italy: Huh!? Us!? Ve, ve, I'm not a bad Italian!
Japan: Good evening, Hong Kong. W... what's wrong?
Hong Kong: If I translate, it's Teacher's delay notification.
Macau: I'm sorry. I can't get in touch with him.
Germany: I thought it was like that. So, you two arrived before him.
Macau: Yes. Good evening, thank you very much for calling us.
Hong Kong: Like, Merry Christmas.
Japan: Oh, my, was it that troublesome Great Chinese Meeting?
Italy: Huh? You two have soot on your faces.
Hong Kong: My trunks, like, exploded.
Macau: ...And that's why.
Germany: .........
Belarus: How can you stand it that Big Brother isn't here!!?
Italy: Waah! Huh!? Belarus appeard from between the chairs!
Belarus: Even though I heard that Big Brother was here, he isn't, and he was absent so long that I didn't even put salmon roe on my pancakes!
Japan: Salmon roe on pancakes!? Good evening, Miss Belarus.
Belarus: If you're hiding Big Brother, now's the time to reveal him.
Germany: Calm down a little, you guys! Let me sort this out.
Seychelles: Ah, It's Mr. Hong Kong. Hiya, hiya.
Hong Kong: Hiya, hiya.
Liechtenstein: Hiya? Is that a greeting?
Switzerland: I don't remember that expression.
Cuba: Ah, what's this, what's this? Some rare people have settled here.
Romano: Settle down a little! This has turned into chaos, dammit!
Italy: Ah, got it, Big Brother! Well, everyone, let's answer questions and requests from now on, ooooooh!
Germany: Calm down!!
Spain: Ahaha, this is so much fun~
Austria: Honestly, you're all so silly.
Belarus: Ah, this cocoa is delicious.
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An update on what exactly is going on in the...
international-relations:
Just because it’s sometimes hard to remember who’s done what and where characters have been during events, here is a summary of characters shown in the “plot” and what they have been doing.
The Axis Powers (Italy, Germany, and Japan) are hosting HetaLive this year, doing requests that fans have sent in. Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Austria, Hungary, Bulgaria, Romania,...
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England: We’ve been observing them for a while now and it looks kind of fun there.
France: This sucks! But I don’t feel it!
Russia: The conference room has a different feel to it! Everyone’s so cute.
America: Seriously, what are you guys doing…
China: Are you sure you want to leave on those cat ears of yours?
France: These ears grow on my head when Christmas arrives.
England: I saw you put them on earlier!
France: Oh my, peeping on moi? You have good taste, England.
America: So... what are you guys planning?
China: Okay. We want to make an impactful entrance! I’ve got some firecrackers prepared and ready to blow!
England: …I hate firecrackers.
America: Uh-huh, uh-huh!
England: …Great, I think I dug my own shallow grave.
Russia: If you want the grave to go deeper, I’ll be happy to make it happen!
France: In any case, let’s have one more meeting before we go! For the sake of preserving the tradition and soul of this event!
China: Indeed. Let's start the first annual "Meeting on Some Road in Some Place We Don’t Know”.
England: A meeting I never want to hear of again.
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Germany: ...It's really nice to have a day like this from time to time.
Italy: You're right!
Romano: This feels way too strange, ya bastard...
Japan: There are days like that, too...
Italy: What time is it... wait, what?! Now that I think about it, didn't we call like a whole bunch of other people over here?!
Germany: ...They really are late. That's why we're passing time peacefully like this. The Nordic group said they would come at their designated time and I'm happy to hear that, but what are my brother and the permanent members of the UN Security Council doing?
Cuba: Is your brother gonna do that dance again?
Italy: That dance was so fun and interesting! If he does that again, I guarantee it'll be a blast! Oh, and that wrestling move Germany used on Prussia at the end was sweet!
Germany: Please, can we forget about that?
Japan: Excuse me, Mr. Cuba. I know this is much earlier than planned for you, but a question has arrived for you. If it is not too much trouble, would you please answer it?
Cuba: Gotcha! Just lay off on those ridiculous questions, alright?
Germany: It's okay to just answer as much as you want to answer. Ahem! Your question is "What will happen when Cuba and Spain talk to each other?"
Cuba: Aw, is that it? Hey, Spain!
Spain: Hm? What's up?
Cuba: We gotta question that says what'll happen when you and I talk!
Spain: Really? I just gotta talk with you right, Cuba?
Cuba: Kinda hard to find a topic to talk about though since I just kinda asked ya to talk to me out of nowhere.
Hungary: How about Spain and his little underwear incident?
Spain: Cut me some slack here~.
Cuba: What's that about? Did something happen before I get here?
Italy: Oh! They talk normally with each other!
Cuba: We've been getting along with each other pretty well lately... no, very well. He's helped with a lot of things. So yeah, it is pretty normal.
Cuba: So, what's this about you and your underwear?
Spain: Seriously, pretend you didn't hear that!
Germany: Mm. Thank you, you two. The next question is for you, Seychelles.
Sey: Hiya, hiya! I'll answer anything!
Germany: "Please tell me the contents of your prank call.” …Prank call?
Sey: Yup! I'll say my name and everything straight up when I prank call England. I'll pretend to talk about the TV instruction manual with him.
Germany: That’s really… trivial.
Sey: Apparently Mr. Hong Kong prank called England by talking to him about the phonebook and the Parasaurolophus!
Italy: Not only that, England actually went with it too. In a weird way, he’s kind of a nice guy by doing that!
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Request: "Little Egypt and Greece"
[Nasreddin Hodja} A cute yet wise old man who is the main character in his many witty yet humorous stories and anecdotes. His stories have given many people a good laugh. He is a man beloved in Turkey.
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Italy: This was the hardest request to imagine up so far! Japan: …It certainly was troubling. Request: Poland with pony tail
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When Denmark went to Japan, he was done in by the Netherlands’ defense. The Netherlands’ defensive ability is out of this world!
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Finland was being watched by Russia, and while some countries also felt bad for him but were hesitant to help, Sweden secretly backed him with some museum-quality airplanes and passenger planes. The passenger planes are another story entirely.
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Force of a Great Typhoon
aniskywolf:
chimelon:
Part 2 of this. More serious but pretty… ehh cliché fff
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holy fuck—
Chim that was glorious
I really
liked that
never stop
Sorry for being late getting in touch with you. The update will be at 1:30. I am...
– Himaruya (translated by dragonszfriend)
“OMG YOU CUTIE. INSTANT FORGIVENESS.” - Fandom.
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Aim - translation
losthitsu:
Revolutionary war America and Prussia strip from here, inspired by this Christmas event strip. Thanks for the help, derpmaid!
fuckcreativity: I don't know what this says about... →
himapapaftw:
shizuosdemonstalkerhoard:
But I was on livejournal and we’d been on HST for 2 hours. Then people started posting things such as,
“is hima ok?”
“Oh my god is he sick?”
“I hope nothing happened”
“What if something went wrong”
then we were told that there is a delay on…
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Hetalia Girls Translation
Seychelles: Ah, come to think of it, we show a lot of cleavage in the West and Africa, but they don’t really wear open-chested clothes in Asia, huh? Huh, Mr. Cuba? Cuba: Why are you asking me this?
From 2009 - Have you ever noticed?
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I'm making myself cry, why am I doing this to...
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England: When someone that you really care about won’t return it in the same way, it’s difficult, but you won’t move on if you get crushed by it. It’s happened to me where I spent 100 years of heartbreak just being hung up on the past…There are over 60 million people in the UK! There ought to be one good fellow in there!
My heart....
Christmas event 11 - translation 8
uhoh-beek:
miserylolita:
asifnothingmatters:
losthitsu:
Request: A strip where Canada is in the forefront.
Event thread / Mirror page / Original strip
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CRYING
/SCREAMS
MATTHEW……………
artie-kirkland:
oh my god look at me in the eye and tell me that this didn’t tug at your heartstrings oh my gosh
Canada..
bonnefoy:
romanorgasm:
You
are
too
precious
baby
BABY
OH My Canadia
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